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a song about sexual hide and seek.

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I'm gonna replace my kidneys with kidney beans,
I'll replace my hands with Vanilla Coke,
I'll replace my eyes with pictures of Richard Nixon,
I'll replace your lightbulb if you give me a hand job.

I got a girl who sleeps all day,
knows when to work and knows when to play,
she takes my Winston's when I try to smoke,
I said, "You must be crazy, this must be a joke."
I said, "Girl, we're gonna hafta talk pretty soon,
but first let's head back to your room."
And it's a terrible thing,
but it's so easy."

I'm gonna move to Nebraska,
I'm gonna fuck myself,
Nothin else for a boy to do,
I can't just sit around here playin checkers all day.

I've got no imagination,
I've got no imagination,
I've got no brain,
I'll change my name to Chevy Chase,
and spend all my time tryinta save the whole human race.
I'll change my name to Jackie Chan,
then I'll do the very best that I can.
I'll change my name to Phil Collins,
then I'll finally feel it callin
in the air
tonight,
put on my Tim Allen costume I am never coming out.

I'm gonna fuck myself,
I'm gonna go to Nebraska,
I'm gonna fuck myself,
Nothin else for a boy to do,
I can't just sit around here on my hands all day.

credits

from Hell on Earth 2013 LP#3, released March 27, 2014
produced/engineered, percussion - Josh Kramer @ Prancylvania
guitar/vox - Drake Thomas Myers
bass - Zach Shapiro

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